I'm So Excited it's Christmas a Bit of Wee Came Out Card
All you want for Christmas sometimes is for granny to have a catheter inserted just so we don't have to pretend that the smell is an interesting perfume for much longer. Let your loved and elderly ones know that you're onto them this year, and that at that age it is socially acceptable to wet yourself.
Blank inside. Packed in a cello bag with envelope.
Dimensions: 12.6cm x 17.8cm.